dear chem professor
did you really have to be an asshole and assign this many problems
i mean there are over 100 fucking time-consuming problems omg why
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q-bert:
nikinapalm:
handsomephillip:
xander-the-hotdog-slayer:
boyanachronism:
landofmaps:
What people call carbonated drinks, county by county. [757x490]
See Francisco I told you they call it coke in the south.
I live in Chicago and everyone freaks the fuck out when I say ‘soda’ because I think ‘pop’ is a fucking goofy word and I refuse to say it I don’t play that shit.
Soda and coke is where it’s at.
I have never heard a single oregonian under like 60 call it “pop”
everyone here in michigan calls it pop
in australia we just call drinks by their names
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barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:
What people call carbonated drinks, county by county.
[757x490]See Francisco I told you they call it coke in the south.
I live in Chicago and everyone freaks the fuck out when I say ‘soda’ because I think ‘pop’ is a fucking goofy word and I refuse to say it I don’t play that shit.
Soda and coke is where it’s at.
I have never heard a single oregonian under like 60 call it “pop”
everyone here in michigan calls it pop
in australia we just call drinks by their names
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my sister’s dog is in heat and she’s humping THIN AIR
HOW ABOUT AN ALL-COOKIE DIET PBBBFBBBFBTHBHBBFFBBHBFTHB
maybe i’ll get really drunk and ask wat i did to drive away her companionship
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS TOWER BOSS HAS A LEGENDARY POKEMON
“i don’t see what’s so bad about me telling some people you were in the mental hospital”
you’re either really stupid or just a liar
I CAN’T STOP SMELLING CIGARETTE SMOKE SOMEWHERE AND IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY
UGH
I LOVE THE SMELL OF SMOKE SO MUCH
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